Soccer Mom: n. A middle-aged upper middle class woman who lives in the suburbs and devotes her life to her children. She carpools, drives them to soccer and little league, volunteers at their school, does snack days, and play dates. They drive in their mini vans and Suburbans with their fancy coffees and cell phones.
10:00 am to 11:00 am Soccer Tournament
2:00 to 4:00 Baseball Practice
4:15 to 5:15 Hockey Game
Do I fit the definition? Nah I drive a Yukon.